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A dyslexic person.
A: Hey did you liek the socker mutch (soccer match)?
B: You mean... sucker marsh? Man. U. vs Barcel.?
A: Yea right..
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Having saline injected into the breasts in order to temporarily enlarge them.
Girl #1: My tits feel weird.
Girl #2: What do you mean?
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