What is Bowlby?
1.
Pronounced B-awl-b
n.
Refering to a legendary and rather large inhuman monster said to be roaming the south seas of india for many months of the year.
Frequently, this creature has been known to steal away to Toronto, Canada in order to satisfy his hunger for exotic ja patties.
This creature also has frequent and rather extraordinary fits of rage where anyone in a ten meter raidus of said rage fit is often killed, or at the very least severley maimed.
If one sees this legendary creature, one should avoid it at all costs and call your nearest animal control centre.
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Bowlby ate marmalade and then fell into a fit of rage killing 20 innocent babies.
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