What is Bowling Green?
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Here's to drunkenness & cases of beer, to the shots of vodka & Everclear. Here's to random hookups & the Walk of Shame. Heres to knowing his number, but not his name. Here's to Beta 500 Week, the year's biggest bash. Here's to being a BG student, now let's go get trashed!
I got an underage at BGSU!!!!!!
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A kick ass party school located in Northwest Ohio. Home of the Falcons, BGSU has recently become a good football program. Plus, they have lots of hot chicks, but make sure you wear a rubber.
"I got laid in BG last night."
"Who didn't?!"
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(BGSU) A mid-sized school in Northeast Ohio with a good teaching program, a great art/design program, and a kickass football team. School mascot is the Falcon, while the school colors are orange and brown.
Person from Michigan: "I went to Bowling Green"
Person from Florida: "Ain't that in Kentucky?"
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A crappy-ass town located in Kentucky that is slowly becoming less lame. Oft' called Boring Green for it's lack of anything interesting to do.
Internet Stalker: So, little girl, where do you live?
Little Girl: I live in Bowling Green. Please, come kill me.
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A SOUTHERN redneck city in the lower (Southeast U.S.) half of
Bowling Green is in The South and around a half-hour drive from the Tennessee border;
Owensboro is 70 miles north-northwest of that city and is in the Midwest and directly across from its sister state Indiana.
Bowling Green has Western Kentucky University; Owensboro has Brescia and Kentucky Weslyan Universities.
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Does anyone at Bowling Green even know how to spell Bowling Green?
Bowling Green is where the studying starts..starts to stop.
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Bowling Green University...the STD capital of the country. Enough said!
Visit Bowling Green come home with Herpes!
