Boytarded

What is Boytarded?


1.

Theres only one commonly known symptom of boytardation and thats not being able to get a boyfriend. Boytarded is only used if you are exceptionally good looking. If you're ugly then being boytarded is not an excuse as to why you have no boyfriend.

Girl, i think i'm boytarded. I mean, why can't i get a man who can give me what i want?

First Person:I think I'm boy retarded.

Second Person: No, you're just ugly.

See retarded, ugly, tard

2.

When you commit an act of idiocy for which the only reason is that you are a boy.

Billy blew off his fingers with fireworks because he's boytarded like that

See retarded, girltarded, idiotic, Chancellor

3.

When a boy you like makes you act retarded.

Girl: Greg is such a hottie!

Friend: Why don't you go talk to him?

Girl: No way! He makes me all boytarded and nervous and I can't talk, I just ramble and act stupid whenever I'm around him!

See smitten, crush, head over heels, boytard, retarded

4.

Theres only one commonly known symptom of boytardation and thats not being able to get a boyfriend. Boytarded is only used if you are exceptionally good looking. If you're ugly then being boytarded is not an excuse as to why you have no boyfriend.

Girl, i think i'm boytarded. I mean, i can't get a boyfriend.

First Person: I think I'm boytarded.

Second Person: No, you're just ugly.

See retarded, boy, boyfriend, tard, ugly


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