What is Brand Name Pickup Lines?


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Pickup lines that refer to brand names

Brand Name Pickup Lines

-Do you work at UPS because I could have sworn you were checking out my package

-Do you work at Subway because you just sold me a footlong

-Do you want to taste the rainbow, cuz i have some skittles in my mouth

-Did you have lucky charms for breakfast because you are lookin magically delicious

-Do you work at cingular, because you're rasin' my bar

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