Brandi

What is Brandi?


1.

The act of charming and wooing opponents, with both demeanor and lust provoking attire, as a means of manipulation and distraction during competitive sport.

(Origin of the word is derived from the ever devious pro poker player, Brandi Hawbaker (a.k.a. the "Paris Hilton of Poker"). Notorious for her scandalous behaviour and revealing apparel.)

Despite Mike and Jake's attempts to brandi themselves during the beach volleyball tournament their team failed to win. Little did they know, the beautiful ladies they were playing against were all lesbians.

See shark, bellagio

2.

An all around awesome kind of girl. When girls are jealous of Brandis, they often express hostility because they are not up to par. The thing about Brandi is that she still keeps her cool and is pretty fun to be with.

I wish I was drinking some brandy with Brandi right now.

See silly, brandie, cutie pie, brandy

3.

probably the best friend you will ever ask for. wierd but the good kind of wierd. gorgeous girl with blue eyes. unique. GREAT IN BEDDDD. hottest mother fucker you'll meet. she's short. she's a slut. she likes wierd foods. doesnt except dicks under 9 inches.

also, term used for a large ass.

dayummmm boyyyy, did you see the brandi on that hoe?!

See brandy, booty, slut, prostitute, best friend

4.

The act of charming and wooing opponents, with both demeanor and lust provoking attire, as a means of manipulation and distraction during competitive sport.

(Origin of the word is derived from the ever devious pro poker player, Brandi Hawbaker (a.k.a. the "Paris Hilton of Poker"). Notorious for her scandalous behaviour and revealing apparel.)

Despite Mike and Jake's attempts to brandi themselves during the beach volleyball tournament their team failed to win. Little did they know, the beautiful ladies they were playing against were all lesbians.

See crafty, shark, bellagio

5.

An amazingly awesome girl. She is a wonderful listener and always there for her friends. Knows how to party and have fun! Usually stunning to the eyes,, and always doing people's hair for them. Loves all of her friends, and they always have her back. The guys are lucky if they get to catch her. A true Brandi will not be afraid to admit that she sleeps with a stuffed bear still, because all the cool kids know they still do it. She won't take any bull from anyone! Any Brandi is an awesome kisser:) Also very smart. Usually on the short side, and good at track. Likes taking pictures, and to read the "Twilight" series! A true Brandi will love to sing. Especially Taylor Swift songs.

"Woah, did you just see that chick?"

"Yeah. She was gorgeous. She must be a Brandi"

"Totally!"

See beatiful, awesome, pretty, lovable, smart, christian, brave, blonde, hott, lucky, gifted

6.

when you mess up your words

and things come out of your mouth wrong.

girl: "i get beards stuck in my ear!"

girl: "wait! I meant beads!"

guy: what a brandi.

See adhd, laughs, lame-o

7.

1) The demonstration of extreme tallness.

2) The act or being extremely tall

1) That girl is like a giraffe! She's BRANDI!

See brandi


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