Brandon Brackett

What is Brandon Brackett?


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Iggy Ironic's gay friend. They both have at least 54798976455799864547686468 diseases, because they fuck each other without a condom so many damn times. It's just a matter of time until they release the sex tape. Which tons of pathetic emo fans will watch, getting both of them more and more adds. YAY!

Spends most of his time on myspace, like the gross wanna be that he is. The rest of his time, he spends smoking weed and fucking Iggy Ironic.

Oh, and Brandon Brackett, like Iggy, is pointless. There is no purpose to him. None at all. And also, like Iggy, he tries to hide the fact that he's GAY with various coverups. Iggy and Brandon are both nonentities.

Real individual describing Brandon Brackett: "I met Brandon Bracket 3 years ago, when I was 17, and he didn't have much to say to me. Maybe because he's a snot. And because of him bein a snot, he is to me, what God is to atheists."

See gay, emo, pointless


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