Brannen

What is Brannen?


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He's cool, but the girls he dates aren't. They break up with him before his friend Bryan gets laid by their friends. And then Bryan doesn't get laid. That is redundant.

Person 1: Hey, I heard Brannen's girlfriend was a bitch, and just broke up with him for no reason before Bryan got to know her friend better!

Person 2: Yeah, he dates really uncool people. And Bryan never gets to date their cool friends :(

See brannen, bitches, cunts, brittany, lauren, tragedy


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