What is Brannen?
1.
He's cool, but the girls he dates aren't. They break up with him before his friend Bryan gets laid by their friends. And then Bryan doesn't get laid. That is redundant.
Person 1: Hey, I heard Brannen's girlfriend was a bitch, and just broke up with him for no reason before Bryan got to know her friend better!
Person 2: Yeah, he dates really uncool people. And Bryan never gets to date their cool friends :(
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