What is Bratton?
1.
The physical manifestation of frustration due to being owned in a political debate in the form of a girly slap to the face. This can, but is not always followed by the "Brattoner" grabbing and ripping the shirt of the "Brattonee"
Dad: "So today Jimmy and I got into a debate over the war."
Mom: "How did that go honey?"
Dad: "That little bastard is more up to date on things than I am. But it's ok, He might have won the debate, but I Brattoned him until i reasserted my dominance in the household."
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2.
When a man slaps another man across the face like a
Male (1): The Beatles are the greatest band ever!
Male (2): Uh that is incorrect, Led Zeppelin was the greatest.
Male (1): Are you fucking retarded, The Beatles changed the face of music!
Male (2): Yeah, but Led Zeppelin had Jimmy Paige!
Male (1): Is that your only argument?
Male (2): Um..yea...what's so great about The Beatles?
Male (1): You're fucking retarded!
Male (2): Um...(Male 1 gets SLAPED)
Male (1): Did you just fucking bratton me you pussy!?
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3.
To spontaneously slap someone in an angry rage as a result of being intellectually challenged and consequently stupified. Common side effect of male PMS. Usually occurs within circles of hardcore conservatives.
Man: "OMG my friend totally brattoned me today after I
pwnt him."
Man2: "WTF? OMG?!? Why would he do that?!?"
Man: "I think it's that time of the month."
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4.
To bratton somebody is to slap them across the face in some girlish manner when you (the brattoner) are feeling pms'ed.
Innocent bystander: I think France is very cool.
Brattoner: France sux the big one.
Innocent bystander: omg you
fucktard !
Brattoner: *has mood swing and slaps the innocent man*
BRATTONED!!
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