Breakfast Joke

What is Breakfast Joke?

The most important joke of the day. If you dont laugh at it, you'll get sleepy around 11:30.

Sleepy dude: Aw man, why am I so tired, its only noon.

Me: Yeah, thats cause I told a breakfast joke and you didnt laugh at it.

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