Breastaliser

What is Breastaliser?


1.

A drunkeness test that can be used on men, which is much cheaper than a breathaliser. All you need to do to judge how much he's had to drink is to get a girl with large boobs to ask him a question and then see how long it takes him to look up at her face and answer.

1 second is normal

2 seconds is about 3 pints

3 or more is hammered

"Dude, you look a bit drunk, I think I'd better drive."

"Nah, don't be stufid, I'm prefectly okydoke to, um, drive."

"No way man I'd better use the breastaliser on you. Michelle, get your ass over here!"

See drunk, hammered, boobs


0

Random Words:

1. the theory that life exists and is distributed throughout the universe in the form of germs or spores that develop in the right environm..
1. The slang for Ball sack or Testes. Hey you fukkin dork sack, give it back. Jerimiah Davenport is a Dork Sack. See dork, sack, balls,..
1. when a family is so ghetto, that they can no longer afford mops, so they must "mop with the kids" instead of live with dirty f..