Breastmatized

What is Breastmatized?


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To be blinded by a woman's shortcomings, such as lack of personality, intelligence, or attractiveness because of the size and/or presentation of the woman's breasts.

"Why is he seeing Jill? She is as dumb as rock and she has a hideous laugh."

"I don't know. I think he's just breastmatized by her double-Ds."

See hypnotized, obsessed, spellbound, mesmerized


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