What is Breastmatized?
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To be blinded by a woman's shortcomings, such as lack of personality, intelligence, or attractiveness because of the size and/or presentation of the woman's breasts.
"Why is he seeing Jill? She is as dumb as rock and she has a hideous laugh."
"I don't know. I think he's just breastmatized by her double-Ds."
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