Brendan Kelly

What is Brendan Kelly?


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homeless guy who started many punk bands, such as the broadways, slapstick, the lawrence arms, and the falcon. also, the sexiest man alive.

alex: wow, brendan kelly is the man

bill: yeah, hes in all those great bands

See punk, brendan kelly, sexy, bass, vocalist


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