Bretch

What is Bretch?


1.

1. "Stretch" as uttered from the mouth of someone, who like the apted-named character from "Fat Albert," suffers from mushmouth.

2. Exclaimed by one usually in the peak hours of his life, as a directive to misguided youth, who may claim to never, ever quit smoking.

3. Can be yelled in response to the original "bretcher" as a threat or show of severe disrespect to his cultural duties.

1. Richards: "Everybody get down and BRETCH!!!"

2. JB: "I'll never stop smoking!"

Richards: "Well, you best bend over and bretch till you bleed cuz I'll have none of that!"

3. Richards: "Everybody BRETCH!:"

Ralph (obnoxiously loud): "BRETCH!!!"

Richards: ".....bastard"


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