What is Brian Boitano?
1.
A magical
1. Doing two
2. Using his magical firebreath to defeat evil grizzly bears in the
3. Travelling through time to the year 3010, in order to defeat the evil
"What Would Brian Boitano Do?" --
Stan Marsh , "South Park : Bigger, Longer & Uncut"
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2.
A well recognized and accomplished U.S. Figure Skater. He is also known for his miraculous feat of setting the world record for the number of spicy chicken wings eaten in one hour (Avagadro's Number of chicken wings).
Person #1 to Brian Boitano: Don't eat those chicken wings Brian!!! They're spicy!!
*one hour passes*
Person #2: I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings.
I'VE NEVER SEEN A MAN EAT SO MANY CHICKEN WINGS!!!!!
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3.
The guy who steals your ass spoone if you get really drunk.
"BRAIN BOITANO STOLE MY ASS SPOONE!"
yup, he's smashed
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