What is Bristow?
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(Br-IH-stow)- A "Bristow" is a hairy little man, similar to a hobbit. This "man" has a very low self-esteen and cries at least 3 times a day for being accused of being a bristow. He rids his anger by beating women, usually with his fists/open hand, but has been known to occasionally headbutt.
Great Merlin's Beard! Rachel just got Bristowed!!
By the Beard of Zeus! Abby just got Bristowed!!
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2.
Masturbating a mans cock while using tongue on his arse hole.
Named after Eric Bristow the famous British darts player who always threw darts like he was wankin someone off round the front while pushing his tongue up
Oh I just went into the toilets in Finsbury park and some gay bastard asked me if I wanted a bristow.
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1. Hell, located in Oklahoma (35 miles East of Tulsa) 2. A great place to buy methanphetamines
Kayla: I'm going to Bristow to buy some meth. You wanna come?
Regina: That's OK, since I left Hell I don't want to go back.
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