Bristow

What is Bristow?


1.

(Br-IH-stow)- A "Bristow" is a hairy little man, similar to a hobbit. This "man" has a very low self-esteen and cries at least 3 times a day for being accused of being a bristow. He rids his anger by beating women, usually with his fists/open hand, but has been known to occasionally headbutt.

Great Merlin's Beard! Rachel just got Bristowed!!

By the Beard of Zeus! Abby just got Bristowed!!

See gwom, gunner, hobbit, unicorns

2.

Masturbating a mans cock while using tongue on his arse hole.

Named after Eric Bristow the famous British darts player who always threw darts like he was wankin someone off round the front while pushing his tongue up chuff mountain at the back

Oh I just went into the toilets in Finsbury park and some gay bastard asked me if I wanted a bristow.

See bristow, chuff mountain, wank, tongue, gay

3.

1. Hell, located in Oklahoma (35 miles East of Tulsa) 2. A great place to buy methanphetamines

Kayla: I'm going to Bristow to buy some meth. You wanna come?

Regina: That's OK, since I left Hell I don't want to go back.

See meth, hell, bristow, oklahoma, crackhead


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