Bristowfied Edit Meaning

1. A beast. This guy is so rockin' that he could get Heidi Klum to sleep with him. Wow, you're so hot you're almost a Kybo..

1. A slang term for Masturabtion. Jon: "Why were you in the bathroom so long?" Dean: "Sorry, I was killing a ninja." ..

1. A mental disorder where a rabid religious leader confuses the wood for the trees. "Save the whales - harpoon a lesbian instead! No..