Bristowfied Edit Meaning

1. When you and 5 of your friends line up and get head from a slut, then blow your loads in her face like a goddamn firing squad. This gir..

1. excellent - the highest quality. Bees carry pollen back to the hive in sacks on their legs. It is tempting to explain this phrase as al..

1. A Derkus is a creature, smaller than an atom, which makes up all that lives, and all that doesn't live. As in, everything ever. Thi..