Bristowfied Edit Meaning

1. A repeated process of checking yourself out in the mirror and making sure you look hot at every possible angle, all while pouting your l..

1. Short for Windows 7, the shockingly original name given to Microsoft's latest operating system. "So man, are you planning to ..

1. euphimism for a large penis - from a german slang word for "big sausage" (Taken from the Mengibus mixtape by Jehst) safe mate..