What is Broette?
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The female equivalent of a bro. Although native to the west coast, broettes can be found at almost any state school campus in the greater United States.
criteria to identify a broette:
-peroxide damaged hair
-orange skin
-thinks UGGs go with everything
-wears skater and surf apparel but participates in neither activity
-has a beer gut
-thinks visting Cancun qualifies 'well-traveled'
-has a naval piercing or naval piercing scar
-dates a guy who drives a lifted truck/SUV OR drives her own lifted truck/SUV
-butt crack and thong are visible
+ 100 broette points if she listens to Linkin Park, Hoobastank, or any rap-rock fusion.
+ 1,000 broette points if she considers Britney Spears or Jenna Jameson a personal inspiration.
"Check out that broette in the Von Dutch hat -- her thong is hella cutting her lower back tattoo."
