Broette

What is Broette?


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The female equivalent of a bro. Although native to the west coast, broettes can be found at almost any state school campus in the greater United States.

criteria to identify a broette:

-peroxide damaged hair

-orange skin

-thinks UGGs go with everything

-wears skater and surf apparel but participates in neither activity

-has a beer gut

-thinks visting Cancun qualifies 'well-traveled'

-has a naval piercing or naval piercing scar

-dates a guy who drives a lifted truck/SUV OR drives her own lifted truck/SUV

-butt crack and thong are visible

+ 100 broette points if she listens to Linkin Park, Hoobastank, or any rap-rock fusion.

+ 1,000 broette points if she considers Britney Spears or Jenna Jameson a personal inspiration.

"Check out that broette in the Von Dutch hat -- her thong is hella cutting her lower back tattoo."


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