Brofessional Edit Meaning

1.

a professional bro. This is a person who excels in party related activity with a professional style. They are good at all things party: i.e. drinking, smoking, dancing, talking to the opposite sex, getting out of situations, etc.

We were down to one cup in our beerpong game and Brad just walked up, looked at the cup, and sank it in one shot. A true brofessional.

See bro, professional, awesome, party, dude

2.

Noun.

A brofessional is a dude who has devoted himelf fully to bro activities. Obviously this includes beer drinking, watching sports, playing videogames, listening to bro music, hitting on slutty girls.

However, what truly distinguishes the brofessional is that he, upon graduation, finds a job that encourages or accomodates this lifestyle.

For example: Investment Banker, Lacrosse Coach, Client Relations Management, Beer Company Representative, Admissions Officer, College Counselor, Vineyard Vines Employee, Physical Therapist.

"Bro, our lacrosse coach is a brofessional. Did you seem him inhale those beers during flip cup last night at ATO?"

"Yeah, dude. He was crushing everyone at Beer Pong too. I think he hooked up with that freshman whore, Maria. I can't believe he's 27."

See bro, professional, beer, finance, jobs, vineyard vines

3.

Brofessional (n.) A non-corporate boardshop or company employee that possesses a large body of knowledge within the boardsports industry; expertise usually derived from years of boarding, gear clinics, extensive mag study and teching out with other brofessionals.

Brofessional (adj.) Knowledgeable in boardsports terms, technology, killer new videos, up and coming pro riders, local mountains and weather forecasts.

Even though he got torn down last night, he still made it in and sold three setups. A true brofessional.

See snowboard, skateboard, surf, professional