Garfield Snorkel

What is Garfield Snorkel?

When a man sticks his ball's in a woman's mouth and slaps his cock across her face while the woman sucks in on the man's balls.

"Dude, I gave her the Garfield snorkel last night. My ball sack is so saggy."

See oral sex, sexual intercourse, balls, women

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