Broken His Trumpet

What is Broken His Trumpet?

Inebriated beyond all capability, utterly trashed, yet still talking, usually nonsense.

"What the hell is Fred chuntering on about?"

"Ignore him, he's broken his trumpet."

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Hajayjay

1. A handjob. An act whereby a penis is sexually stimulated by a hand or hands. Johnny received a hajayjay from a strange woman which res..

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Zampire

1. A mix of the two horror creatures, Zombie and Vampire. 1) Me and my friend saw a zampire 2) OMFG NAIS!! A zampire! See zampire, vampi..

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