Broken His Trumpet

What is Broken His Trumpet?

Inebriated beyond all capability, utterly trashed, yet still talking, usually nonsense.

"What the hell is Fred chuntering on about?"

"Ignore him, he's broken his trumpet."

See blattered, caned, drunk, wasted, slaughtered, Primate

Kool Screw

1. mixing kool-aid, perferably blueberry with vodka if i feel like going cheap for the night which does the trick, i make a pitcher of blu..

Smegmalicious

1. 1. Having qualities or properties similar to the dick cheese substance. 2. Being utterly disgusting and revolting. Ugh, did you see ..

Hot Test

1. A failed urine drug screen. I got popped by my probation officer for taking a hot test. See piss test, urine, drugs, drug test..

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