Broken His Trumpet

What is Broken His Trumpet?

Inebriated beyond all capability, utterly trashed, yet still talking, usually nonsense.

"What the hell is Fred chuntering on about?"

"Ignore him, he's broken his trumpet."

See blattered, caned, drunk, wasted, slaughtered, Primate

0th Base

1. When someone says they got to a base and you no they are Bullshitting you, you no they got to 0th base Dude i got to 3 base with Carmen..

Arse Cracling

1. you know when u do a really big shit and it leaves poop in the hair on ur arse and after a while it sollidifies and becomes small balls ..

Flittered

1. overly excited, in a very gay way Brian got flittered when Drew gave him a hug. See excited, happy, ecstatic, enthused..

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