Broken His Trumpet

What is Broken His Trumpet?

Inebriated beyond all capability, utterly trashed, yet still talking, usually nonsense.

"What the hell is Fred chuntering on about?"

"Ignore him, he's broken his trumpet."

See blattered, caned, drunk, wasted, slaughtered, Primate

V P

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Obsolagnium

1. the dwindling of the ol' "urge to merge" with old age; a decrease in one's sexual appetite in old age. My great unc..

Dondom

1. To don a condom. In other words, to put on a condom. 1. That bitch wouldn't let me fuck her until I dondomed. 2. If we are going ..

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