Broken His Trumpet

What is Broken His Trumpet?

Inebriated beyond all capability, utterly trashed, yet still talking, usually nonsense.

"What the hell is Fred chuntering on about?"

"Ignore him, he's broken his trumpet."

See blattered, caned, drunk, wasted, slaughtered, Primate

Not Here For A Haircut

1. To express that one is there for a generally understood reason. Should not be used in hair salons (sit. in a pub) Lukas: Hey man do yo..

W00p!

1. it is like the word w00t!, woot, wOOt!, or w00t. but alot better {group of wannabe cool kids walking down street} cool girl- W00p! l..

Going To Stanford

1. Generally used to describe urination; however, "going to Stanford" is increasingly popular as a euphemism for defecation. Or..

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