Broken His Trumpet

What is Broken His Trumpet?

Inebriated beyond all capability, utterly trashed, yet still talking, usually nonsense.

"What the hell is Fred chuntering on about?"

"Ignore him, he's broken his trumpet."

See blattered, caned, drunk, wasted, slaughtered, Primate

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