Broken His Trumpet

What is Broken His Trumpet?

Inebriated beyond all capability, utterly trashed, yet still talking, usually nonsense.

"What the hell is Fred chuntering on about?"

"Ignore him, he's broken his trumpet."

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Greengrocers Mask

1. An description of a brown paper style bag used as an expression of disgust said to ya matez when encounterin' an ugly girl. She&ap..

éclair

1. One fecal unit (a turd) with a thick layer of semen ejaculated onto it; in a straight line, waves, squiggles, or zigzags if you so wish...

Turd Curd

1. Residual fecal matter from improper wiping. Martin does not like the skid marks left in his skivvies from his turd curd. See poop, ski..

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