Brollision Edit Meaning

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An accident involving a longboard, almost invariably piloted by a typical bro.

This type of accident is increasing exponentially on college campuses nation-wide, as bros-listening-to-iPods cruise to class, utterly oblivious of their surroundings. See figure below.

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Observer #1:"Dude - did you see that? Those two longboarders just had a head on collision!"

Observer #2:"That's no collision, man, thats a brollision. Sweet."

#1: "Super sweet"

See bro, longboard, collision, dude, idiot, campus, oblivious, accident