What is Bronxville?
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Bronxville is a country club in its self. Buzzing with blond wasps decked out in Lily Pulitzer and the occasional jap. Can you say Juicy Couture? Rich kids roll through the town's beautifully paved streets in daddy's SUV off to some sort of private lesson. Whether it be tennis or off to the barn we cover every prep sport. We usually spend the summer in the cape, the Hamptons or jet setting, to places you most likely cant afford. Its the kind of town where only those who can buy themselves in belong. Which is a very high price to pay since we are known as the upper east siders of westchester.
Bronxville is the shit.
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A suburb of New York City. One square mile town. Very successful people live here, and most have a nice bank acount. Kids are sent to the public school which was ranked 3rd in the counry, until high school, where few go to boarding school. However, most stay in the school system, which is K-12. Many families belong to one of the towns clubs, Siwanoy of Field cLub, or both. Many also belong to a beach club somewhere. The town is small, yet most teenagers go into town with their friends, and then go back to someone's house, to go watch movies in their movie theater or go swimming in their pool. The children have a privileged life style. Very few people in the town are stuck up, yet all are stereotyped for living in this nice town. Everyone knows eachother in this suburb. Many kids walk to friends houses or town. But once they can drive, most kids get a car, yet only if they do well in school. Most graduates go to a very good school. The town is very fashionable and preppy, and the main sports played consist of lacrosse, soccer, football, track, and cross country. These people are really down to earth, and get insulted when they are stereotyped. Many "bronxvillians" do alot for charity. Alot of people in this town turn out to be successful and attractive people. Many people living in surrounding towns hat the people who live here.
Tessa: Hey wanna come over?
Jack: Sure...you live in Bronxville right?
Tessa: Yea...I was thinking of having people over to my house to watch a movie in my movie theatre...
Jack: Sick.....does Starbucks deliver?
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A rich, ritzy, suburban alternative to the Upper East Side, in that it's the same snobs living in both areas. Ironically Bronxville has "Bronx" in its name, but that is because the Bronx RIVER is the western boundary of the Village of Bronxville. Bronxville is like
The Bronx River runs through the middle of the Bronx and passes through the Bronx Zoo.
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Bronxville is a Village in the town of Eastchester. Many areas in Tuckahoe, Eastchester, and Yonkers have a "Bronxville P.O." meaning that they use the Bronxville post office. The town consists of Wasps and Catholics that only go to church on holidays. For many years, the real estate agents would refuse sale of homes to minorities (blacks, jews, asians etc.) That is the cause of the predominantly white population. The school was ranked third in the county. The median home value is $1.7 million. It is a village of elitists. The students drive nicer cars than the teachers. The fathers either work extremely hard or are usually retired by 48 and the mothers tend to play tennis and shop. The most common cars in Bronxville are the Mercedes E500 wagon, Land Rover Range Rover, Chevrolet Suburban/GMC Yukon Denali XL, BMW X5, BMW 750iL, and Lexus LX470/Toyota Land Cruiser. There is also a Volvo for the babysitter. The citizens of the village can be stuck up, but most are down to earth. The children are a product of their environment and turn out to be worse than their parents. The problem is that the parents are always out at charity functions or social galas, that the children have no boundaries and run wild. The village itself is unbeatable. It is not a single strip of stores like Pelham or Rye, but is a well constructed village. The main difference between Bronxville and Scarsdale is the size and the number of Jews. In Bronxville you can count the number of Jewish families on one hand, Scarsdale is the complete opposite. Bronxille is a great place to live.
The village of Bronxville is home to the wealthy.
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Bronxville is a beautiful one square mile town in the rich Westchester County, only 20 minutes from New York City. This town might be small in size, but makes up for its size in money. Bronxville is full of millionaires with houses selling for as little as 1.5 million to 10.6 million. The majority of the town is white WASPs or Catholic. The population of blacks/asians/jews are non-existent. The school is smaller then most private schools, with less then 100 kids per grade. The school is K-12 one building. Every goes to the school for 13 years, and if not you don't fit in. The high school is the third best school in the country. Everyone knows everything about everyone else, the littlest gossip is spread within 10 minutes. All but few of the children are spoiled beyond repare. They get whatever they want. When a child turns 16 its customary to receive a car, and of course it cannot be used. Usually an Lexis, Mercedes or BMW. Although there's no required uniform girls are expected to be wearing: Seven for All Mankind Jeans, Uggs, Polo, Juicy, Kate Spade, Burberry with many others. The boys wear: Polo, J Crew, Lacoste, and others. Preppy is the way to dress or else you are part of the only punk group. All the students go on to college, majority to Ivy's or new Ivy's. Everyone is beautiful, and if you are not beautiful you are at least attractive. Gossip is the main source of information. The mother run around in Juicy jumpsuits with their children at home with the live-in nanny while their husbands are earning millions in New York City wither banking/being a doctor/inheriting the family fortune. The town is stick thin causing eating disorders among the young, but works out for the best because no one in the town is fat. The school athletics is best known for their cross country/track winning over 6 state titles for cross country and numerous nationals for track. The residents of the town either vacation in one of their multiple homes in the Cape, the Hampton's, Bar Harbor, Vermont (weekend skiing), Aspen, Florida, Italy, France, and many others. Going to Europe for the weekend isn't unheard of, done mostly on a monthly basis. When not world traveling, the residents enjoy the two Country Clubs (The Field Club and Siwanoy). The membership fees per year cost more then many Americans make in one year. Bronxville also has two colleges (Concordia and Sarah Lawrence) but the students of the High School and the College Students have the second worst town-to-college relationship in the United States. The town is full of expensive stores with brand names and the only chain stores are Haagen Dazs and Starbucks. The town is so small that by 6th grade students are allowed to leave campus for lunch. Bronxville is a wonderful town to grow up in giving a wonderful education and great opportunity's.
Person 1: Hey, you said you were from the Bronx right? Do you know my cousin Laquisha?
Person 2: No, I'm from Bronxville, maybe you know Blair, Buffy, Brad, Skip, Muffy, Madison, Chip, Davis, or Brooke?
Person 1: Say what?
Person 2: Please dont use that language around me, I'm from Bronxville all I know is designers! Please get me to a store so I can spend Daddy's money!!
The smallest/preppiest/richest town in the world
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Bronxville is about the smallest town in the world and the richest. Everyone who lives there is rich rich rich. All the houses are manisons. And there maybe a few apartment buildens, but they are not apartments...they are penthouses. The people there may seem nice and sure some of them are, but they are all snobby. The kids there hang out at Starbucks or go to some rich kids house and party cuz thats all there is to do there.
Welcome to Bronxville...the richest town in the world.
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Bronxville is a rich village about one square mile and is busy with rich kids who go to the amazing Bronxville School (one of the best schools in the couuntry). These kids also go to really expensive stores and pretty much can afford everything. Typical fashions of teenagers are abercrombie, american eagle outfitters, and juicy couture. For the boys it is also polo. For kids it is mostly Polo and Lily Pulitzer. Everyone has a juicy couture pencil case for school. The parents and adults of Bronxville are usually snobby and rich and live in huge mansions. Most houses are sold for 1-10 million a house and it is very hard to find anything lower than that price. A couple of movies have been shot in Bronxville.
upper east side of Westchester County is basically Bronxville
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