What is Brookings?
1.
Hell. A small coastal town full of old people, conservatives, rich assholes, bored teens, and meth. They all converge at the one and only Fred Meyer's.
"Brookings is hell."
"GTFO"
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2.
A nothing town on the Southern Oregon coast. A place where the retired rule, the young are bored and you either move away when you are 18, or you live there forever in lameness.
Man, you're still in Brookings? Well, was nice knowin' ya.
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3.
A South Dakotan town in which there are more cows than people, and more pickup trucks than modern haircuts. Shortened as, "Bkx"
"I can't git those steel toe cowboy boots anywhere but in Brookings!"
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