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The woman from the phones for you advert
some woman with long greasy hair who looks scary and could be called mary
whats up scary mary..
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When you bake or cook while you are stoned.
"Is that shortbread? Smells like a baked coincidence to me!"
"Hey, do you ..
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Surfing the web while effectively asleep.
I was surfing te web for one thing, when I finally woke up from my 'sleepsurfing' t..