What is Jedi Run?
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This is a way of deciding seating in a vehicle. Once the driver proclaims "Jedi Run!", the passengers must sprint to the car. The first person to touch the front passenger seat door handle is victorious, and the seat is theirs. This trumps a "
Any arguments over the winner are up to the driver's decision.
Passenger 1: Shot gun!
Passenger 2: Damn it!
Driver: Jedi Run!
Both immediately sprint to the door, where upon passenger 1 touches the handle first, thus affirming his seat in the front.
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