Bros Before Hos

What is Bros Before Hos?


1.

a phraise to remind a long time friend that friends should come before girlfriends ( or female friends). the phraise could be said with no intention of calling the female friend a ho, or it could be precisily what it ment.some think its jest an excuse for friends who are jelous of their friends girlfriend, but even with a girlfriend. Its allways cool to chill with your friends.

Friend 1- dude, you ready to go ridin.

Friend 2- no dude im hanging out with my girlfriend today.

friend 1- but we made these plans last week.

friend 2- i know dude but i need to get laid.

friend 1- ok whatever, but tommorow u and your girlfriend wanna chill uptown.

friend 2- no dude, she dosent like u, she thinks u r stalking her because u put her on your top 8 on and left her a picture comment.

friend 1- i was gest trying to be nice,i like this other girl at my school. why does she think every time i talk to her im trying to steal her from u.

friend 2- i dont know, lisen ill call you back when we are done hanging out. ok dude

friend 1- come on dude, bros before hos, that what you allways said when you were single.

friend 2- times change..... later dude

friend 1- later

And friend 2 never calls back

See bros, hos, friendship, life, changes


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