Brown Bidet

What is Brown Bidet?

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A jet of diarrhea that comes out at such a velocity that, upon hitting the water in the toilet bowl, causes water and/or liquid fecal matter to splash back up onto the buttocks or anus. This stream from the bowl often resembles a bidet, but only serves to make a mess rather than clean.

"Sorry I used all your toilet paper, but I had a lot to clean up after the brown bidet."

See diarrhea, bidet, poop, toilet, fecal matter
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