What is Bruisenesia?
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When you discover a bruise and can't remember when or where you got it
Person one: Man I have four bruises on my legs!
Person 2: Where'd you get them from?
Person 1: I can't remember....
Person 2: Then you must be getting bruisenesia!
Person 1: O damn
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a phrase used as a lazy way to get out of a situation, task , job or chore.
parent: you should really take a shower, it's been ove..
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The act of cunnilingus by a toothless person.
I walked in on my grandfather, his dentures out, performing gummilingus on my grandma!
S..
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One of the most useful phrases ever coined translated into German.
"Stop! Hammertime!"
in the fathertongue:
"Halt! Ham..
