Bruisenesia

What is Bruisenesia?

When you discover a bruise and can't remember when or where you got it

Person one: Man I have four bruises on my legs!

Person 2: Where'd you get them from?

Person 1: I can't remember....

Person 2: Then you must be getting bruisenesia!

Person 1: O damn

See bruise, forgetful, bruising, amnesia

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