What is Bruisenesia?
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When you discover a bruise and can't remember when or where you got it
Person one: Man I have four bruises on my legs!
Person 2: Where'd you get them from?
Person 1: I can't remember....
Person 2: Then you must be getting bruisenesia!
Person 1: O damn
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