What is Bruzzone?
1.
n.
The opposite of success
v.
Bruzzonied, Bruzzoned, Bruzonified
1, The pain felt upon being delivered with gargantuan amounts of nothing
2, Termination of the ability of an item to perform its required function
3, State or condition of not meeting a desirable or intended objective, especially after peacocking ones ease in being able to do so
Svenson: "those three teenagers I picked up just drank all our booze and left"
Jasper: "Dude, you totally just got Bruzzonied"
"Wow, he made me apologize to everyone in the house for disrespecting him, and then puked instead of putting out. I just felt a Bruzzone of epic proportions"
"Don't give up! Come on man, you can do better than. You completely Bruzzonified that hoe. Poor showing."
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