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When a man named Foot greases himself up with butter (hence slippy), and dives into the arms of passers by, seeing if they can catch him..
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When couples celebrate each month they have been together because they have not been together long enough to celebrate a real anniversar..
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When someone tells you a bold-faced lie
When your girl comes up and says she's gonna be your baby mama, and you're like hello..
