What is Budweiser?


The name of a high quality Czech beer brewed in Ceske Budejovice (formerly Budweis), that subsequently had it's name fucking jack moved by piss water loving american red necks who turned this once primo brand into one of the worlds most effective displays of brewing incompetence. Enjoyed by millions Nascar enthusiast across the country.

Bra, pick up some Budweiser. I can drink like fucking 12 of those and still be sober. Shit, I may even get it up while banging my cousin. Of course, only after watching Dale Earnhardt drive in circles.


1. Beer of Czech origin, aka Budvar. Characterized by full, rich flavor and generally pleasurable drinking experience.

2. Beer of American origin. Gives drinker the impression of having received a golden shower in his mouth.

As the bartender poured out the American Budweiser into my glass, I couldn't help but feel like a doctor receiving a urine sample from a patient.


Carbonated urine! Oh-boy!

Is this horse piss or Budweiser?


1. Bland, flavorless alcohol delivery system that sells because of advertising. See also Zima, Wonder Bread, and Hamburger Helper

Don't tell me how good my beer is, okay? I know how good my beer is, because I'm the one who buys it, okay? When Bonnie goes to the store to buy beer, she buys Budweiser. When I drink my beer I want to taste it.


Princes of beer. Weakest damn beer in the world! Drunken by paper assholes althrough the US.

"I'm out of Butt Wipe, I'll just have the Weiser."


(n) commonly used by mexicansor any latin origin as a slurred version of "but why is her".

(mexican voice) hey man, i like her body budweiser face so ugly?

See budweiser, beer, mexican, bud


1.budweiser is a game played commonly by stoners.

In this game which can be played by any amount of people although usuallyplayedwith 2-4 peoplebecauseotherwise it is too slow, the spliff will be passed around the circle, each person taking one toke at a time. The first go around the circle each person will say bud after they toke it and the hold itin. then when it someto them next they hold that one in too and say weis then the next time they do the same and say er.the last timeround the circleevery one says budweiser and then every oneexhales unless they gaveup earlier. often people go past saying budweiser andsaythings like budweiser2, budweiser3 and so forth. and oftern the people playing are too stoned to be bothered to say the words and just do it in silence carrying or while talking to others and will just do a one toke hold between themselves. another version ofthisgameis roots rock reggae. it works pretty much thesameway.

its also a good way to share a splifff with a few people

2.a type of beer

Olly: do you wanna play budweiser?


Olly:*tokes* Bud *holds and passes*

Hazel::*tokes* Bud *holds and passes*

Olly:*tokes* weis *holds and passes*

Hazel::*tokes* weis *holds and passes*

Olly:*tokes* er *holds and passes*

Hazel::*tokes* er *holds and passes*

Olly:*tokes* Budweiser *holds and passes*

Hazel::*tokes* Budweiser *holds and passes*

*both exhale*

See bud, alphabet game, stoner


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