Buehrled

What is Buehrled?


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To be completely shut down or out. To display no offense whatsoever. Taken from Mark Buehrle, the Chicago White Sox player who pitched a perfect game against the Tampa Rays on 7/23/2009. There were no hits, walks issued- no base runners or offense of any kind.

For Cubs fans, this is also something that your pitchers have NEVER done in the history of time.

"Get a load of Johnny, he's going to talk to that 10 at the bar"

"Do you think she'll give him the time of day?"

"Wait, here he comes."

"What did she say?"

"Shit dude, I got Buehrled for sure"

"Wow, that bad?"

"Yeah, I had no chance whatsoever...."

See shut out, zilch, zero, nada


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