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When a guy ejaculates on someone else's back, sticks a business card where the cum puddle is, then leaves.
Matt met Lindsay and ga..
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Said by the masterful comedian Eddie Izzard, in his set "Glorious," to describe what a beekeeper must occassionally say when h..
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A woman whose twat is as dry and scaley as an alligators skin.
Ur mom is such a Twalligator!
See twat, alligator, cunt, snatch, scales..