What is Bullseye?
1.
A tatoo on the lower back of a person (hopefully female) that is in the cross-hairs of man's orgasm.
I missed the bullseye last night. I will give it another try tonight!
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2.
1. Item of confectionary. Gobstopper famous in the 80s.
2. Darts quiz show hosted by Jim 'Super Smashing Great' Bowen, famous in the 80s.
3. Another name for the anus.
4. To shoot one's duff in a girl's eye.
1. "Hello Mr Shopkeeper, please can I have a 10p mix with a drumstick, some cola bottles, flying saucers and a bullseye?"
2. "IN ONE." "Be a 'cut' above the rest with these garden shears"
3. As Felicity was sucking me off she stuck her finger right up my bullseye.
4. "Oh Clayton, not again."
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3.
To drop a turd in the toilet with such precision that the water splashes straight up and hits the anus. Much a kin to a perfect dive that splashes up and makes no ripples in the water.
Hey! Guys! I just went to the crapper and guess what? Bullseye!
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4.
Arguably, one of the best camp breakfasts there is and yet also one of the simplest to make. A bullseye is made by removing the center of a piece of bread and putting it in a greased cast iron skillet on a grate over a campfire. Then, an egg is cracked and dropped in the hole in the bread (hence the name bullseye). Finally, cheese and/or ham is placed on it and it's allowed to cook, flipping as necessary. However, pepperoni (or ronies) can also be used in place of the ham or it can be eaten plain.
Can I have a bullseye, ham and possibly ronies
Tell me Kathryn, do you want your eggs cooked up sunny side
I want to sleep
Don't you dare close your eyes!!!
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5.
A perfect, large cumshot resulting form a handjob.
My wife was too tired to fuck, so we opted for a bullseye.
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6.
The bullseye is the act of revealing ones behind (also known as
At first I thought Kleydis was
mooning me, but then I noticed he was spreading his cheeks and giving me a bullseye. Boy, does he do a poor job of wiping!
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7.
When you blow your load straight into a girl's eye.
That bitch deserves a bullseye.