Bum Call

What is Bum Call?


1.

A bum call is caused by accidentally sitting on your mobile phone without realising it. it takes beteween 5 to 30 minutes to hear that your Buttoks have somehow pressed exactly the right combination of buttons to get onto the phonebook setting and call a friend who you've never actually called before.

"Hello"

*Rustle rustle*

"Hello?"

*Rustle shift rustle*

"Crap another bum call"

*Fart muffled voice rustle*

"HELLO!... retard"

See arse, bum, buttocks, mobile, Triple J

2.

when your butt accidently dials a number

jane: "hello?"

phone:"............"

jane:"dude it's a bum call!"

See bumm, butt, call, phone, accident


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