Bum Custard

What is Bum Custard?

1.

Similar to fanny batter it is a product of the anus usually (but not exclusively) derived from a mixture of lubricant, sex wee and faeces. Cant imagine it smells or tastes very good but doubtless there is some mexican cheese dragon type out there who puts it on their flakes in the morning...

She was walking down the street casually letting one go when with a massive burp her anus spewed forth a massive blob of bum custard
76

Random Words:

Breakfast Clubbing
1. Going out with someone outside your social circle. i heard she was breakfast clubbing with that emo! See dating, social, circle, clubb..
Read more
Iiwy
1. Literally means "If I were you". IIWY, I would add that phrase into Urban Dictionary before someone else takes the credit. S..
Read more
Igmaw
1. I got my ass wooped Me : I got igmawed last night See got, ass, kicked, badly, ownt..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free