Bum Custard

What is Bum Custard?


1.

Similar to fanny batter it is a product of the anus usually (but not exclusively) derived from a mixture of lubricant, sex wee and faeces. Cant imagine it smells or tastes very good but doubtless there is some mexican cheese dragon type out there who puts it on their flakes in the morning...

She was walking down the street casually letting one go when with a massive burp her anus spewed forth a massive blob of bum custard


76

Random Words:

1. a saying used to stop people who should not be hooking up from doing so in general any situation where something is prohibited, should ..
1. (JGEUL-ted) Total domination or shutdown of a person, place, or thing, derived from the word PWNED which came from the word OWNED which..
1. the pain you get in your shoulder after you have been playing with a Rubik's cube for a looooooooong time Bob: oh man, my shoulder..