Bum Turf

What is Bum Turf?


1.

1. The unbridled mane of one's buttocks. (see manscaping)

2. The area which a bum claims to be his own to collect his income. Bum turf may be, and usually is fought for. Many a bum have lost their turf due to drunkeness, or inability to stand their ground.

1.

"Man my ass itches"

"Why?"

"I've got stubble because I just shaved my bum turf"

2.

"There's broken glass, vomit and shit everywhere"

"Yeah, I saw a couple of guys fighting over their bum turf"

3.

"Why do you need to share my bum turf?"

"Because I went back to mine, and found a couple of fags in my box, and I knew what they were doing because the velcro sound. It must've been the rubbing of bum turf on freshly manscaped crotch"

See buttocks, hair, bum, homeless, ass

2.

1. The unbridled mane of one's buttocks. (see manscaping)

2. The area which a bum claims to be his own to collect his income. Bum turf may be, and usually is fought for. Many a bum have lost their turf due to drunkeness, or inability to stand their ground.

1.

"Man my ass itches"

"Why?"

"I've got stubble because I just shaved my bum turf"

2.

"There's broken glass, vomit and shit everywhere"

"Yeah, I saw a couple of guys fighting for bum turf"

See buttocks, hair, bum, homeless, ass


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