What is Bumped?
1.
When you've got the raw end of a deal, most commonly associated with
Dan: Here Dave, I got 10 oz of skunk, lets party!
Dave: This isn't skunk, it's parsley! a fucking herb! And its only 2 ounces, you've been seriously bumped!
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2.
Word used as a descriptive for being stiched-up in any particular sale or transaction. Commonly heard on the streets and housing estates of South London, UK following a drugs deal.
Damn! I paid for 14 ounces of weed, and I got given 10. I got bumped!
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3.
To be left out or left on your own by a group of people
Person 1: Did nobody tell you about that party?
Person 2: No!
Person 1: You've been Bumped!
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4.
to get in trouble; to fuck up and end up serving time, suspended or whupped depending on the action
Oh shit, Tommy got bumped last night. I saw the cops at his place and I knew he was in trouble.
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5.
Something that is stolen.
Look at what I bumped from tescos!
I like your hat! BUMPED!
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6.
1. Getting the raw end of the deal. Usually short changed by some cheap barmaid. The word is an utterance of injustice, like some kind of 1980's victim shit.
2. Convincing a girl that anal sex is a pretty good idea. Usually with the aid of some sort of drug/alchol. These slick bastards tell the girl 'its going to be alright' and 'i'll be gentle' and 'it's just another expierence, you like expierences right?'
3. Pimp talk for making your woman work all day and night and giving her nothing in return, except maybe a spanked ass and a cheese burger.
Missy: He's such a cheap bastard, i work 9-to-5 and come home to shit... i'm so getting bumped.'
Dave: 'Sheila is drunk as hell... she's gonna get bumped tonight.'
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7.
when you get drunk and listen to techno music
Wow, Alicia made a techno cd just so she can get bumped
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