Bumper Humper

What is Bumper Humper?


1.

A person who creeps forward behind you at a red light, after you pull up a little, even though the light didn't change.

Jon: Hey Mike, pull up a little, let's see if that cutie behind us, bumper humps us.

Mike: Okay...

Jon: Sweet, she did! She's the hottest bumper humper, I've ever been with.

Mike: Here comes the dude behind her, snap, I thnk we started a chain reaction.

See creeper, bumper humper, creepster, incher

2.

A bumper humper is a man on man action when he would rather place his penis in other mens asses rather then have sex with a women. This could also be used as a phrase to simply call a man gay.

See that man over there wearing a pink shirt and kissing that other man buddy? He must be a bumper humper.

See faggot, queer, gay, homo, flamer


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