What is Bumpkin?
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Bumpkins are residents of the small country town of Portsmouth in Hampshire. They dress like scarecrows and speak with a quaint rural dialect, using Romany words like dinlo and shant. These poor simpletons are also know as carrot crunchers or worzels.
Look at that pathetic bell-ringing bumpkin in the long blue wig.
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2.
An unsophisticated person. Not very intellegent or interested in culture.
Generally refers to someone living in a rural area.
Bumpkin is a derivative of bum, “the rear end. It may come from either the Middle Dutch word bommekijn, “ a little barrel,” or the Flemish word boomken, “shrub" Such a person may easily have been compared to a block of wood;
That country Bumpkin just sits on his porch and whittles.
3.
a bumpkin typically lives in a small midwest town, enjoys sitting on porches, speaks 5x slower then the average human being, likes to express their feelings, and usually hold jobs at ace hardware.
Suz can not date DenDen because she is a high class business woman, and he is a bumpkin.
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4.
a hillbilly, someone from a small tiny town
Even though the boy's a bumpkin doesn't mean he's oblivious.
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5.
Someone from a rural area. Carries connotations of backwardness or narrowmindedness. Syn.
Before the age of mass communications, country bumpkins were often amazed by the technologies the saw in cities.
6.
The act of giving oral pleasure to a man while he moves his bowels when sitting on a toilet.
Similar to a
Sarah gave Loyd a bumpkin last night during Tom's graduation party.
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1)A dirty stinkwrinkle. see also
2)A term of endearment used to express a women's love for her man. This term is belived to have originated from a beautiful lady who resides in the Logan Square area of Chicago.
1) That bumpkin smells of rotten gas!
2) I love you bumpkin.
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