Bumplestiltskin

What is Bumplestiltskin?


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Noun: A man who is not only a bumper or bumplord, but is also a twisted, wizened dwarf (like Rumplestiltskin in the fary tale)

"Who is that Bumplestiltskin-looking guy on TV?"

"Don't worry, it's only Jamie Oliver..."


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