What is Bunter?
1.
v. to bunter. To assault a person, animal or object using only your erect penis. Females cannot bunter.
Bruce buntered Phillip in the bathroom of the gay club after doing some bumps off of Phillips buttocks.
2.
Someone who has a forbidden love of a female (often a teacher). Also lacks any sort of style, failing to choose any fashionable clothes and sporting hairstyles that get worse as each week goes by. Also has a
Often sleeps with hookers who other people pay for since they feel sorry for him and his inability to attract members of the opposite sex. Proceeds to deny such acts.
Goes out every Friday and drinks to drown his sorrows.
Also known for spending large amounts of times on internet forums making pretend friends.
"Hey bunter! You're such a cum head!"
"Ewww... did you hear about bunter? He slept with a spanish hooker!"
"Bunter gets hard over hunter."
"When Bunter has sex with a hooker he closes his eyes and thinks of Ms Hunter."
"Bunter thinks stargate is cool"
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3.
A boring, dull thing or event. Adjectival form bunterous.
A: Did you watch the cricket match last night?
B: No, 'cos no good players were in it. It was a bunter.
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4.
a bunter is defined as a fat sweaty gambler, these are folks you don't want to mess with or sit close to...
Person 1: whoa wtf is that?
Perosn 2: eewwww ive never seen anything like it!
Person 3: what your looking at is in no other words decribable than a bunter!!!
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5.
A person who says they will do something, but then they don't.
Deyan said he would get us candy, but he didn't. Deyan is a bunter.
6.
one who exhibits extremely homosexual tendencies and characteristics
if i didn't know you, and i saw all of this grabassing, i would swear you were all bunters
7.
A fat bastard - usually the kid you bullied at school for being rich and fat
Lets batter that billy bunter!
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