What is Burch?
1.
Adj or Noun - to describe a person who has problems with speaking the truth, someone who believes in lies; a person who just loves to argue his point even when he is wrong and making an ass of himself.
Justin : The Big 12 is the best baseball conference in the nation and Texas would win the National League if deemed legal to play professional baseball as a team.
Aaron : Okay Burch.
Hill : Mark and I are not dating!
Cam : Whatever, Burch
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2.
Sucking down someones 2-liter with total disregard of them wanting to ever drink out of that bottle again. Usually confused with a holke- one who normally just sucks down the 2 liters but leaves excess beard-hair on the opening of the bottle.
"Damn, no need to burch the whole bottle of pepsi."
"Rob totally sucks, he burched my sunkist before I could even try it"
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3.
A family, usually loud.
A beer, mediocre
Boy1: My girlfriend is a burch...
Boy2: she'll never shut up
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4.
Commonly misused to mean gay, in the streets, burch is used to describe a mood that is caused by getting a good "paycheck".
It is also used to mean "stunna" or "playa".
"Yo, i was trappin all day yesterday, and right now I'm feeling pretty burch."
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5.
a fat fucking piece of shit that is constantly dicking around for doughnuts
"burch, there's no doughnuts in this house"
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6.
1.bird shit
2. boobs, usually masculine
3. an asshole that laughs like a little pussy
1."god damnit, i got burch all over my windshield"
2."that's ahh... some nice burchies ya got there, fred"
3. what? hes an asshole
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7.
to screw something up. Also can be used in place of any unnamed male homosexual activity.
"Who burched this cable installation?" or "He was burching his boyfriend last night."
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