Burf

What is Burf?


1.

a mix between a burp and barf

"ugh yuck, i just burfed!"

See molly

2.

When you go to burp and actually barf a little. Don't actually vomit, just get a little taste in your throat.

Oh Dude I think I just burfed!

See burf, vomit, puke, yak, spew

3.

An after dinner surprise in which you expect a nice burp but end up with a little barf making its way up your esophagus thus leaving you with that horrible burning sensation. (Burp + Barf = Burf)

Earl: Gee whiz Sally, that was a fine souffle you made!!

Sally: Well thank you Earl.

Earl: Buuuuurppppblecccchhhh!! Oh Christ my thraot is burning....I just BURFED!!!

Sally: Oh Earl!!

See barf, puke, burp, belch, shat, shart, shit, toss cookies

4.

The act of expelling an exceptionally acrid and heavy fart that feels hot in temperature, making only a slight "bfffff" sound as the bitter fumes leaves the anal cavity. Much more deadly and bitter than the average silent fart.

"Honey, you won't want to sit next me right now. This roasted garlic is making me burf."

"Sam was pissed because I burfed in his cube."

"My wife practically passed out from the burf I just left in the car."

See berf, fart, silent, stink

5.

The act of being born in da' ghetto

Yo' bitch, when's yo' burf-day

See ghetto, birth, bitch, gangsta, dumb

6.

a shartfrom your mouth.

"Sometimes if I don't sit up when I burp, I burf a little"

See burf, burp, barf, shit, fart, shart

7.

Sound used as an interjection when a conversation is boring.

<sap> So I was at the mall...

<you> BURF!

<sap> .......


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