Burnt Ham Wallet

What is Burnt Ham Wallet?

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Nickname for a used up, old, leathery, vision of a female genital unit.

Hey Brian, did you know I fucked your mom last night and she had some burnt ass ham wallet? I mean, I know she's sixty one, but your dad has a little pecker, so I didn't think her ham wallet would be so burnt.

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