What is Burnt Ham Wallet?
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Nickname for a used up, old, leathery, vision of a female genital unit.
Hey Brian, did you know I fucked your mom last night and she had some burnt ass ham wallet? I mean, I know she's sixty one, but your dad has a little pecker, so I didn't think her ham wallet would be so burnt.
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a particularly accomodating Gulp. One that a gentleman couldn't 'touch the sides' in.
"As he stepped away from his ..
