Kristendom

What is Kristendom?


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1) - A drunken bastardization Christendom, Kristendom is as much a metaphorical concept as it is a geographic location, both of which are heavily dependant upon mass consumption of alcohol.

- A place where, upon closing the front door, a middle-aged man wearing NASCAR stretch-pants will appear and yell “Don’t slam the damn door”

- The home of one of the fiercest sinks in existence

- The housing of the art pieces of John Sanders.

-The stomping grounds of Kristen (hence the name)

- A near endless supply of beer

- A lovely place to pass out

-The finest place in all of Fredonia, if not the planet

- It's shiny/awesome

"What have you been up to the last few days?"

"I don't remember... I was at Kristendom"

or

"You didn't come home last night"

"Yeah, I passed out at Kristendom"

See kristen, fredonia, drunken, beer, awesome


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