Burts Bees

What is Burts Bees?


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Better than sex.

Burt is goddamn genius! He's pretty sexy, too.

Good old Burt.

I want to cuddle with him.

ooo the tingle.

I love burts bees.

I put it on every day.

I put it on every few minutes.

I can't live without it.

See Brenna


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