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In the future, when the world is divided into two warring nations, and Earth has reached it's maximum populus. Airtravel becomes pe..
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to take a shit while doing the twitter thang
while shwittering the other day i realized that i can am creating a timeline of my daily b..
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When you're at a party and all you really want is to get some guacamole dip and chips, but one of your fellow party-goers is drunki..