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Best game. Ultimate players play for the love of the game.
Dad: Where were you?
Me: Playing ultimate frisbee.
Dad: Who won?
Me: Nobo..
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One whose loins burn for those of under the age of 13.
This 49 year old male has the Prehormonalcunnilingusitis for Sarah, by the way s..
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When a guy is fucking someone, comes inside them, stays in until he gets soft, and then pees in them.
Man, he was so drunk when we were..